You eat, you're fat.
You don't eat, you're freak.
You drink, you're an alcoholic.
You don't drink, you're a pussy.
You read, you' re nerd.
You don't read, you're stupid.
You tell a secret, you're an attention seeker.
You don't tell a secret, you're still attention seeking.
You let someone in, you're easy.
You don't let someone in, you're too uptight.
You smoke, you think you're cool.
You don't smoke, you're loser.
You've had sex, you're a slut.
You haven't had sex, you're a frigid little bitch.
You wear make up, you're ugly.
You can't please anyone.
Ever.